A day at the Imigration Department.

Yes, I take this oppurtunity to get my passport done. Since the last day in PAMB, I have not be waking up so early anymore, 5.30 am. Getting ready and make up a bit then me and mum headed out and got a taxi. We reached Wilayah Complex at around 6.30am. I got my IC photocopied, got all my stuff arranged and I was the 17th in the queue... hahaha, yes there are somebody earlier. I guess the first guy must have been there since 5.30 am maybe.
Celaka, got people got hired to just queue for others. 2 persons 'squeezed' in - me drop from 17th to 19th.... apa ni? But then, the lady behind the guy who 'cop' places for the 2 guys mangkuk that fella, but then nothing was done....still their leg was glue to that position - kanasai! Never mind, never mind.

Then at 7am, we saw the guard open the metal grill, all of us was so hopeful...and the officers all going in. Some people (i think kampung mari) thought they are civilian who jump queue and quickly abandoning their queue:

Kampung boy A: Eh, can jump queue like that ah? We also do that lor.

Kampung boy B: Yaloh, we also slowly slowly squeeze in from the side lor, faster lor like that.

Pig_angel: (hearing what they said from the line) Stupid! If can jump queue like that, we don't have to line up lah.... ( the 2 kampung boys did not hear)

Uncle from nearby laugh like hell.

7.45 am, finally we were allowed to move into the office. Of course being M'sian with our courtesy, the golden age citizens first then we follow. So, end up I am no 35. Being M'sian, can't help noticing why the imigration officers so mang zang.

Scenario 1:
Husband queueing for the wife while the wife gone for breakfast. But the wife did not come back (wondering where the heck she go for breakfast). when the husband reached the counter 'Eh, this is not the person supposed to be' - REJECT.

Pig_angel was thinking: Padan Muka!

Scenario 2:
Announcer: 8030, kaunter 9. Kesian the officer, repeated 2 times, still nobody. Proceed.

Announcer: 8031, kaunter 9. Again repeated 2 times, and still nobody went to the officer.

Aiyoo... where did they go? they are supposed to be waiting for their no. The look on the officer is so glum and black... he continue on another 2 numbers, also empty. Malaysian.


And finally at 8.45 am, pig_angel and mum got taxi home. Now waiting to collect passport... hahahaha.

What Are Friends for?

Sometimes I wonder, what are friends for? Only to share your joy? Share your deepest secret? Gossip together? But then, I found my answer - to be able to share his/her inner feelings, problem and sadness. I am not that kind of person that is good in giving advice or is good in conjuring 'interrogation', I have the kind of thought' if he/she wishes to let me know, he/she will tell me about it' and i never like to pester people with questions because I don't like that either. Also, because I am not taking initiative to ask, people might have misunderstood me as not caring enough, but from the bottom of my heart they sometimes don't know I have the intuition when people close to me is in trouble.

Some people like to be asked when they are in trouble, but when you ask, they might not necessarily answer you or give you the answer you want. Then, it keeps you wondering... "what the heck?' and of course sometimes you wonder 'what are you?' He said to you " you are my angel" but then what is good of this angel if she cannot even help to relieve the problem and share the sadness? I don't know anymore.... I don't know anymore. Thus, I think to be wise and to be not hurt with all this flattering comments and then be shunted aside, I decided not to care anymore. Maybe I am not that angelic to him anyway. God knows what he is thinking. I cannot understand a person like this and I am tired of the time I have put in to savour every piece of this friendship. What kind of friend you want to be? and I think that is the kind of friends you would like to have.

Valentine's Day.

14th February...auspicious day for couples. As for me, I almost did not remember what it is....it is just another day. I guess when you celebrate Valentine's day alone too many times, you tend to forget that it is Valentine's day after all.. hahahaha. Is it really a romantic day for couples or just another day for restaurant, florist and some individuals to 'perah' money from the guys' pocket? Hehehehe... come to think of it, yeah it is almost true.

Flower - raised about 50% to 100% on Valentine's day. Let see, a rose cost about RM 2.50 but today, it can be RM 5 to 10 in the florist. If you buy it from the flower girls that walk from couple to couple (good luck guys) - RM 20 for a rose man! However, since some guys like to show off how much they love their girls, RM 20 - wet wet water la... hahahaha (yeah cry in bathroom later).

Dinner - Well, well they have Valentine's dinner set for couples for only RM 58 ++ per person. But then if eat char keuy teow in Jalan Alor no class wor... ai.... ok la...

Present - What do you usually get for you partner? I hope the guys don't get the girlfriend a box of chocolates (although I like Chocolates, but then it is like a curse asking to pump up more... heheheh). This is interesting.... for girls, you can get them a lots of stuff, from soft toys to material stuff like perfume, handbag, clothes, watch, rings.... bla bla... but for guys a bit tough, limited choice (I was wondering, any girlfriend would get their boyfriend a condom from condom shop for Valentine's gift... hehehehe)

Ai...for lonesome girl like me (dara tua in a few years to come), I always remind myself, Valentine's day was not meant for this kind of notion in the first place. It was meant to remember friends that are dear to you... but then, don't know who change the whole concept to lover's day. And, if you receive a gift from a friend on Valentine's day, you can return the gift on the White day, 14th March. In Japan, 14th February was meant for the girls to give gift to whom they consider dear enough and the White day is for the guys... if what I know is correct... hahahaha. Happy Valentine's day!!!

Gong Xi Fa Cai!!!

Yeah... yeah today is the eve already... many people already gone home to celebrate and I am still here. Never mind I am still over the moon cause the it is the NEW YEAR tomorrow. Hahahaha.... alot of joyful things happening before the new year. Of course the most joyful part is the Shopping Spree man! I tell you.... with the voucher you can spend like you are a millionaire wahahahahaha..... anything you want buy la.... buy... no worries on money. I went to Jusco at 10.00am, waiting for it to open and then shop like gila... wanted to buy Triumph's bra but then.. fuiyo the price like gila almost Rm 100 for 1 piece!!! I wonder why it is so damn expensive.... you wear it inside, nobody can see anyway.... aiyooo.... end up only buy 2 of it...very sakit hati to spend a lot on it. Jusco clothes.... if you intend to buy product name Scarlet... then forget it, the clothes can fit my grandma.... so 'lou tou'. Luckily JJ got other tenders like Padini, Seed, VJ jeans .... still can find some nice clothes.

After Jusco, I went home for a short break before going to Isetan Lot 10.... happening leh... grab a few clothes for CNY. Nothing much interest me in Isetan as my RM 160 voucher cannot buy a lot of the clothes. 1 piece of the clothes can use 10 pieces of the voucher...and because I want quantities so have to be aware of the price. My shopping day did not stop here... we went back to JJ after that... hehehehehe.

Wah so tired! But then, I still need to change the bedspread and hang in the decorations.... finally settle and ready for CNY... yipee. Let's see how much ang pau we can get this year... heheheheehe....besides the age, part of me still kiddo ok...

Anyway, Gong Xi FaCai.... and have a posperous new year!

Piss me off Jabber

What the heck... jabber is down on and off, cutting off my precious communication with hubby and piggy... adui.!!! So sad, but also good, as I can concentrate a bit on my work. hahahahahaha... jabber is my life!. But then the jabber down is also a good news to Snow White and Piggy's ma chai. Well, they have been very annoyed with jabber from you know who until:

Piggy's ma chai: I want to bite somebody. Can I go invisible?

Snow White: If you go invisible, she will come for us.

Piggy's ma chai: Shit! she called!

Guess today a lot of people was pissing off, first the order to do OT... but then we all are rebellious as usual.... we still insist on going home on time.... hahahaha..... daring man.... and then her annoying jabber killing off both AMs ..... sigh.... kesian them. Have to find a way to dodge her jabber one day, maybe try getting a bug to bug her account so that she can't use it ... hahahahaha

Sigh... life in NB dept....

The Shit Story

I know there are people very punctual with shit one ... every morning 8.00 am then it is...will not come any later. I wonder, if that person slept late that day, will it still come at 8.00? If it is, then that person will suddenly jump up for shit... hahahahaha.

And yeah, as per piggy's blog - what do people do inside the toilet for so long. This could be one. They need a nice plan to draw out the shit. Possibly thinking of how to shit it out fast, smooth and less damage to the butt. Some need longer time cause the shit is just to stubborn to come out.... yeah especially if you accumulate so long that the head of the shit just grow bigger than your anus and it just can seems to squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze its way out.... and that is when you can see the person going all red (some times even blue) and sweating after a session in the toilet... trying all their might to PUSH. Hahahahaha.... now you know what is Snow White doing when she is all red and sweaty.

And some of them just making the business so big that they decided to share the joy with others - Kaboom! tum tum! Let the gas within make the beginning with some smell and the business tum tum down the toilet. Yeah Piggy.... that explain the smell you suddenly smelled from next door toilet man! And the stronger the smell and the louder the tum tum... meaning the business has been well...hahahahahahaa....

Some of them just take so long, you are wondering if they have flatten Nagaski and Hiroshima in the process, they just stay inside... possibly praying as well "May my shit comes out smoothly... less smell and fast... Amen! And even they have flush they are still not coming out yet! What the heck, wear pants/skirt also so long.... I wonder did they actually take off everything to go to toilet? I think some guys do... but in public...??? If they do... no wonder la, have to re-wear underwear and pants/skirt... and shoe (take off shoe to wear pants mah)... no wonder la...

Steamboat.

Why is it call steamboat? The pot is not moving anyway. Yeah, it produce steam when the soup inside is boiling. Why not call it Boiling boat. Doesn't make sense isn't it? Chinese call it 'ta pin lou' - I lagi cannot see any resemblance.
Anyway, it is about fun and the meaning of getting together and dumping everything raw inside and cooked it. And this is a good method for those who lazy to cook - I pot fits all. You can dump almost everything inside, from meat to vege, you name it and you can dump it in. Some people said it is not fulfilling....who said.... at the end of the meal, you are supposed to cook the noodles with the soup to stuff whatever empty space you have inside your tummy... still not full filling? I think we full until vomit during our steamboat last Saturday. Of course also fun.

Snow White and "siew Kai Yik"
I don't know she is so craving on "siew Kai Yik".
Snow white: Got one more left, finish it la...
Fei Mui ling: (Passing the plate around) finish it la...
(Snow white with an eye to kill keep daggering on the remaining siew kai yik, should be thinking "nobody wants it, please...yes, yes, it is mine, all mine....precious).
Fei Mui Ling: Snow white, nobody wants ah, you eat la.
Snow white: I am very full already! (eleh, pretender!)
Fei Mui Ling: You eat la, nobody wants...
Snow white: I am really very full wor!! (eleh, the hand is grabbing the siew kai yik anyway).
And without any sense of we are all looking at her, she is savouring her last piece of chicken wing.... PIG!.


Second round.

Full is full, but then our tummy always leave some empty spaces for second round - should be for talk only. But then we also need a good environment for a good talk. Alas... we when to a place call Xing tian Di. Not bad for the environment. We all ordered healthy fruit juice that comes with nice name. hahahaha.... they have Happiness supposed you will be euphoria after the drink), Tropical tango (for dancing beginners), Relax (I thought of somebody in office when i saw that name... you know who right? hehehee... COW), Popular (if you intend to be Britney spear... yeah, this is good for you), Sunrise (for those who have not seen it before), Wake up (for those who always feel sleepy in office).... I don't remember the others.
Ten ten ten... after all the oohhhhs and ahhhhhhs on the appearance of the drink... we tasted it and keep passing around.... and the verdict it.... Please don't be decieved by the wonderful name...as it turns out only Happiness and Relax are more consumable.... hahahaha...bless those who order Sunrise, Popular and Tropical Tango.
Some of these drinks are good for constipation. Ahem, and why do people constipate and when?
Snow white: I constipate during weekend and during public holiday.
(the rest of us.... seizure man!!! What the heck, shit also got holiday one ah!!! Hahahahhaha... my God, then if she is on long leave then she will accumulate all the shit till going back to work .....burst man the tummy, full of shit!Eeeee.....)
Miang May: Usually me would be when I am not drinking enough water.
Pig_angel: Me when I am in a new environment where I am not use to.
Piggy: When I am having exam....