The Shit Story

I know there are people very punctual with shit one ... every morning 8.00 am then it is...will not come any later. I wonder, if that person slept late that day, will it still come at 8.00? If it is, then that person will suddenly jump up for shit... hahahahaha.

And yeah, as per piggy's blog - what do people do inside the toilet for so long. This could be one. They need a nice plan to draw out the shit. Possibly thinking of how to shit it out fast, smooth and less damage to the butt. Some need longer time cause the shit is just to stubborn to come out.... yeah especially if you accumulate so long that the head of the shit just grow bigger than your anus and it just can seems to squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze its way out.... and that is when you can see the person going all red (some times even blue) and sweating after a session in the toilet... trying all their might to PUSH. Hahahahaha.... now you know what is Snow White doing when she is all red and sweaty.

And some of them just making the business so big that they decided to share the joy with others - Kaboom! tum tum! Let the gas within make the beginning with some smell and the business tum tum down the toilet. Yeah Piggy.... that explain the smell you suddenly smelled from next door toilet man! And the stronger the smell and the louder the tum tum... meaning the business has been well...hahahahahahaa....

Some of them just take so long, you are wondering if they have flatten Nagaski and Hiroshima in the process, they just stay inside... possibly praying as well "May my shit comes out smoothly... less smell and fast... Amen! And even they have flush they are still not coming out yet! What the heck, wear pants/skirt also so long.... I wonder did they actually take off everything to go to toilet? I think some guys do... but in public...??? If they do... no wonder la, have to re-wear underwear and pants/skirt... and shoe (take off shoe to wear pants mah)... no wonder la...