Lobster or shrimp?

Got a call from a friend who used to practice 'mutism' in secondary school. Well, from a shy shy pussy cat, she turn into a fiercy lioness grabbing whole of each oppurtunity. She is now owner of 2 companies, part time teacher and hold a lot of seminars and courses for major publishers.... so much for a pussy cat. Wonderful! Nice to hear from her. And she is tying a knot in this May. (so envy, both career and love life so successful....can tapau myself adi, boo hoo).

Now with experience, she teach me how to squeeze lobster and fins out of guys....yeah true!! hehehee.... "if you don't squeeze, later no chance" that is what she said and "haiyaa... no need to tou sau cai one, you can pretend pretend and then squeeze the lobster out of them... don't be foolish, good guys already EXTINCT! They will not be nice to you unless they can gain something from you!". Pig_angel astounded and speechless.... additional to that "don't go for feel, as long as he can provide you money, it is ok"....????? Oh my, oh my.... I just wish to tell her, I don't mind my piggy darling buy me shrimp.... lobster ain't taste good without the sauces..... sigh... Looks like no true love in this world already... all measured with $$$$$...but then now with lobster, shark fins.... etc....hahahahaha.... funny... next time have to ask my piggy darling (if i happen to have) how many lobster can you provide me? Or how many bowls of fins can you feed me? Maybe my mum will change the 'hantaran' to number of lobster and tongs of fins in order to allow me to wed to my future darling.

wahahahaa..... life.

First tarot session!

Ahem.... don't play play.... pig_angel a.k.a small tapir a.k.a madam Zorro Chin.... wahahahahaaha.

part I: First client... PIGGY (big supporter)

Piggy : How to play? I want to play? Cis makes me also feel like learning the tarot.
Pig_angel: Well, can try draw your personality card and year card.
Piggy : (so eagerly) Ok, ok how, how, tell me?
Pig_angel: Give me your birthday.
Piggy : (Without hesitation) 14/5/1977.
Pig_angel: kilikulu...kilikulu.... hmmm...eee...aaa... your personality card is the Chariot!
Piggy : Apa itu? Meaning?
Pig_angel: (sounding very confident) It is about control, either you are very in control or out of control. so which one are you? if you are in control then you will be victorous....(cheh wah, betul ke ni?)
Piggy : Wah, I am always out of control one wor....
Pig_angel: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... your year card is Strength, meaning you will need to seek strength be stronger or getting weaker..... (might as well don't tell, in the end have to make own conclusion, cheh!)
Piggy : ?????

(Well, the Chariot should mean Piggy is not in good control of her life. But as her year card tells, she should seek strength and courage this year or if not lack of faith will cause lost of power - what strength is about courage, divine power, strength or abse or power or weak. So, Piggy ganbatte.... you have to build up you courage!)


Part II: Next please.....the guinea pig - Babi Hippo (without his knowledge)

Piggy : Ok, let's try Babi hippo, his birthday... is in Oct, and the day...the day...is....ah, somewhere between 20-29....but not sure when... (wife konon....cheh)
Pig_angel: 26/10/1977..... kilikulu.....malimalihom.....kaboom.... ah, his personality card is ...ten ten ten... the LOVER (of all card).
Piggy : Wah sai, meaning?
Pig_angel: Ahhhhhhhhh......the card it self mean harmonious choice, love and trust..... could be meaning he is a very lovable and trusted person....
Piggy : ???? (betul ke ni?)
Pig_angel: His year card is the Chariot - meaning he should be in control of his life this year.
Piggy : Apa ni? His Chariot is in control, mine out of control...cis...tak pahamnya....

(hahahahaha.... mystery of the tarot.....Ahem...blue hippo might a person full of love and can be a trusted and lovable partner, but then as the reverse meaning of the Lover means insecurity/separation, it can also mean, hippo cannot give sense of security and can cause in separation? Anyway, this year he should be in control of his life and be victorous - look at him, he finally make his first step out of the horrible dungeon!Anyway, this is are all perceptions...please consult second opinions.... hahahhaha)


Part III: Si Miang takes things into own hands.

Aiii...some people like to interprete it themselves... May a.k.a Big Ass Miang prefer to interpret her own card..... hahahahahaa....
Hahahhaha...talking about her, her big ass so big that she sat on her own glass until it is distorted!!! (besarnya punggung) hahahahahaa...... keep fit la Miang...


Part IV: My Client extended to Big Boss!

wahahahahaha yes, big boss LC also like to be interpreted....hahahahahahahaa... judgement card is her personality card.....sigh.... nasib baik, got good cards, easier to interpret.... wahahahahaa...


Conclusion: Bottomline is 26/1/05 ok la full of excitement la, but then but then...cheapskate piggy wants to borrow my book to photocopy..... waahahaaha...never mind, got people to study with me, makes learning more interesting.

Terry Antz turns to Garfield?

In a way, I think he is waiting for me to go online cos I got his 'Morning dear' when I online. First thing from my jabber... hahahahahaha.....yiii bahagianya (keep dreaming pighead!). If babi hippo knows sure promote again hahahaha. Anyway, he said his ham sap eyes still swollen and that he looks like GARFIELD (hahahahahaha.. I can imagine the resemblance....hehehehe). But then, he promise to be going to work tomorrow (alas, Terry Antz felt so boring at home...hahahahaha). Expect that he will be very busy until he will not be able to jab me for sure. Biasalah....

Salary day... yipee!!!

Yes, salary day. Funny not as excited as use to be....possibly felt that the amount is too small to be excited (wah sai pig_angel!Too much... hahahaha). Anyway, lots of bills and things to clear, sigh, responsibility of grown ups, everything is money and funny people say money isn't everything. Weird isn't it? What kind of theory is that and who the hell comes out with that. Anyway, I still owed my beloved a meal. Hopefully will get it settle by next week, don't hope to drag till next year.
Surprise, surprise.... early sms from baby hippo.
After being mangkuk, he knows how to sms me back, ahahahaha....weird and surprise too, to get his sms early morning just to say morning. And then also to tell that he is going home. This feels like reporting...sigh... guess I am being too harsh on him. So funny and weird. Maybe should treat him better. See how la, see how la.

Very 1st blogger

Well I know, not my type of person to post things online, but then everybody got first. Don't worry I don't have a halo on my head and I dun have wings.... too heavy to fly even if i do have a pairs.

Nothing special today.... a bit lazy to work.... kakakakakaa.... start of with tarot interpreting, yeah maybe can earn a bit extra.... hahahaa but book is my major tool stil... hahahahaha... have faith man, I can do this. Wooooo....