First tarot session!

Ahem.... don't play play.... pig_angel a.k.a small tapir a.k.a madam Zorro Chin.... wahahahahaaha.

part I: First client... PIGGY (big supporter)

Piggy : How to play? I want to play? Cis makes me also feel like learning the tarot.
Pig_angel: Well, can try draw your personality card and year card.
Piggy : (so eagerly) Ok, ok how, how, tell me?
Pig_angel: Give me your birthday.
Piggy : (Without hesitation) 14/5/1977.
Pig_angel: kilikulu...kilikulu.... hmmm...eee...aaa... your personality card is the Chariot!
Piggy : Apa itu? Meaning?
Pig_angel: (sounding very confident) It is about control, either you are very in control or out of control. so which one are you? if you are in control then you will be victorous....(cheh wah, betul ke ni?)
Piggy : Wah, I am always out of control one wor....
Pig_angel: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... your year card is Strength, meaning you will need to seek strength be stronger or getting weaker..... (might as well don't tell, in the end have to make own conclusion, cheh!)
Piggy : ?????

(Well, the Chariot should mean Piggy is not in good control of her life. But as her year card tells, she should seek strength and courage this year or if not lack of faith will cause lost of power - what strength is about courage, divine power, strength or abse or power or weak. So, Piggy ganbatte.... you have to build up you courage!)


Part II: Next please.....the guinea pig - Babi Hippo (without his knowledge)

Piggy : Ok, let's try Babi hippo, his birthday... is in Oct, and the day...the day...is....ah, somewhere between 20-29....but not sure when... (wife konon....cheh)
Pig_angel: 26/10/1977..... kilikulu.....malimalihom.....kaboom.... ah, his personality card is ...ten ten ten... the LOVER (of all card).
Piggy : Wah sai, meaning?
Pig_angel: Ahhhhhhhhh......the card it self mean harmonious choice, love and trust..... could be meaning he is a very lovable and trusted person....
Piggy : ???? (betul ke ni?)
Pig_angel: His year card is the Chariot - meaning he should be in control of his life this year.
Piggy : Apa ni? His Chariot is in control, mine out of control...cis...tak pahamnya....

(hahahahaha.... mystery of the tarot.....Ahem...blue hippo might a person full of love and can be a trusted and lovable partner, but then as the reverse meaning of the Lover means insecurity/separation, it can also mean, hippo cannot give sense of security and can cause in separation? Anyway, this year he should be in control of his life and be victorous - look at him, he finally make his first step out of the horrible dungeon!Anyway, this is are all perceptions...please consult second opinions.... hahahhaha)


Part III: Si Miang takes things into own hands.

Aiii...some people like to interprete it themselves... May a.k.a Big Ass Miang prefer to interpret her own card..... hahahahahaa....
Hahahhaha...talking about her, her big ass so big that she sat on her own glass until it is distorted!!! (besarnya punggung) hahahahahaa...... keep fit la Miang...


Part IV: My Client extended to Big Boss!

wahahahahaha yes, big boss LC also like to be interpreted....hahahahahahahaa... judgement card is her personality card.....sigh.... nasib baik, got good cards, easier to interpret.... wahahahahaa...


Conclusion: Bottomline is 26/1/05 ok la full of excitement la, but then but then...cheapskate piggy wants to borrow my book to photocopy..... waahahaaha...never mind, got people to study with me, makes learning more interesting.