Yum Cha with the Phytons... Opps Piggy and Baby Hippo (the husband)

Sms 10.40pm : where are you guys?

while I am typing that sms, my eyes was already half close watching American Idol. Then came a reply from Piggy.

Sms 10.45pm: On da way.

Ok la, patient, they are coming....and then came a call, and I went out to meet them. Settling inside the car already fill with laughter.

Piggy : Eh, ask you, there is a pasar malam in Taman Muda right?

Pig_angel: Got. Why?

Piggy : No la, my friend 'pai tong' there, so want to go 'pung cheong'

Pig_angel and Baby hippo very naturally and synchronisingly asked : Selling VCDs is it?? (hahahahahah)

Piggy: Why all people asking me that? She is selling wallet.

First laughter of the night, then we continued deciding where to yum cha and then finally decided to yum cha at Morgini's place (me and brother called that place Morgini's place). Wah Lau, don't know why it was suddenly flooded with homo sapiens young and old, couple and married. Ngam Ngam in the middle got on table with trio chairs...maybe purposely ready for us .... hahahaa..

Waitress: Mau minum apa?

Baby hippo : Milo Kosong Ais.

Pig_angel : Teh tarik Ais.

Piggy : Milo Kosong Ais kurang manis.

Waitress: (nearly scratching her head) Milo Kosong tak ade susu, mau kurang manis lagi ka?

Piggy : Sorreee... Milo ais kurang manis. (Malunya..)

While waiting for drinks to come... Piggy complained on how she got cheated to eat McD that day by the others and then how she found out her 'idol' was actually a friend of her pen pal ... hahahahaa. Suddenly, the waitress come back again....

Waitress: Mau minum apa?

Piggy: Tadi sudah order.

Waitress: Saya sudah lupa...heheheehe...

hahahahaa... we repeated our order and when the drinks is here, we ordered our food. Both the husband and wife ordered roti kosong. And when the roti came...

Baby hippo: EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee... why round one, why not square one? (besides the shape, I don't think it taste anywhere different..)

Piggy: huh? you like square, I like it round round one wor...ask them to change la..

Baby hippo: Never mind la..

At the same time, Pig_angel finally make up her mind to eat.. ten ten ten... MAGGI MEE GORENG SUPER PEDAS! Hahahaha... little does Baby Hippo knows that Piggy is belanja-ing cause she has finally got her mileage reimbursement. When he finds out...

Baby hippo: Yiii... why didn't you tell me? I would have eat something else... yiii...

Pig_angel: You blur blur only ma... did not notice... hahahahahahahaa....

Then we carry on chatting and Piggy ordered her second roti canai, this time it is square.. kek si baby hippo... eyeing in envy, but don't dare to order again cause takut gemuk... ahem, actually one extra roti canai will not effect much since you already got a phyton belly... hahahahahaha.
Then we brought the topic back to toilet...on the blog Piggy put on. Then on Niagara falls toilet bowl.

Piggy: My goodness, the toilet bowl keep on flushing, like when you just drop out and then it was
flushed off..

Baby Hippo: Not good meh, once out already flush off.

Piggy: It works on the man urinating bowls I know..

Baby hippo and pig_angel were looking at her.

Baby hippo: No la, it only flush when you flush it.. there isn't water flowing continuously.

Piggy: Huh? I always thought it is..

Pig_angel : (already seizure) then that fella p**** will be wet, then might as well don't pee...

One whole big laughter broke off from our table... and Piggy was red in shame.. hahahahahahaahaa... cannot imagine, how to urinate when the bowl keeps flushing water down on your p****... hahahahaa.

Piggy then continue.

Piggy: But then there are some toilets with very sensitive censors. Like the one in KLCC. I just move a little to grab some toilet paper, there are already flushing. Like trying to sholve you out of the toilet or ask you to butt off faster... hahahahahaa...

Baby hippo: yeah lo, yeah lo that one very sensitive. But then hor, I went to one that has no censor one. You are supposed to press on the small small button. So small, somemore same colour with the wall, cannot see la. So I thought the censor not sensitive. So, I stepped here and there hoping it will flush.

(Baby Hippo must be thinking of Tap dance when he do the steps... hahahahhaaha... oh my gosh!!! pig_angel seizure man! Wondering if he starts waving the hand from side to side... hahahahhaahah)

Boy, that was a good laugh. Then at 12.30pm, we know we have the limit, because Baby hippo's eyes are smaller than a pea. Good gracious.. what a laugh.