Monday, December 26, 2005

Romance with the ITs (part II)

Well... God has been kind to Simply Sam. He grant him the chance to meet Pig_angel (Pig_angel also curious how did he look like).

CHAPTER 3: Face-to-face!

One fine day, after nothing happen for quite some time, VI (one of our system) create a BIG problem. And this time, Ego Monster decided to tackle the problem himself! He called to understand the issue, but he just so thick to understand, giving Pig_angel again, illogical explaination (as if Pig_angel is stupid). Pig_angel is so ANGRY... shouted on the phone. So pissed off with that ego maniac!!! Then Pig_angel:

(through instant messaging...)

Pig_angel: I think you better don't come over if you don't understand what I am talking about. No point!

Ego Monster: Excuse me, I am the CM expert I know what I am talking about.

Pig_angel dreaded the meeting. Already argued on the phone, face-to-face will create bigger damage. At 2.30pm, they arrived. Simply Sam like a troll...compared to Pig_angel who is petite and cute. Ego Maniac is relatively young for his position. He seems surprised to see Pig_angel. So, Pig_angel began to prepare for the scenario as told. And half an hour later, she succeeded!!! Yes!!! Hahahaa... so Ego monster tried to prove Pig_angel wrong! But Pig_angel knew she had won... (wahahahahaah.... ). Poor Ego monster, he has to try every single possibilities and for more than an hour he is trying to figure out the problem.. but .. to NO AVAIL (told you not to fight with pig_angel). Ego Monster finally admitted defeat (silently...). Pig_angel is to happy to be triumph.. and Ego Monster packed his things to go back where he belongs and eat his words... hahahaha.


CHAPTER 4: Fierce encounter with Ego monster.

System as system is, it will still cause trouble. So, pig_angel doing what she needs to do, logged in the problem.

1st call:

Ego Monster: Aiyoo... your user ah...

Pig_angel: Can you not blame anything on my user? We did nothing wrong. We do exactly the same as what the
others do.

Ego Monster: I must be your user, cause there is no problem with the system.

... and the argument continue... no conclusion, and nothing solve. By the end of the call, Pig_angel can eat a dragon!

2nd call (another issue)

Ego Monster: Can you give me the ipconfig no of the user, I want to see what she did that cause the problem.

Pig_angel: I told you, it has nothing to do with our way of doing work. Fine... let's see

Indeed, it was not user's fault.

Through IM...

Pig_angel : so it is not my user problem?

Ego Monster: No it is not. (sensing Pig_angel is angry). I am sorry..

Wah lau, he apologised! Hahahaha... so happy... second time already he is defeated ... yes!


He continued to call for the 3rd, 4th and 5th time to understand the matter better.


5th call (Pig_angel is having McDonald at her seat)

Pig_angel: Can't you let me eat in peace? (Ego Monster laughed)

Ego Monster: Just want to inform you that the problem (another issue), I have to refer to the other team,
cause I can't do.

Pig_angel: Eh, I thought you are the expert.

Ego Monster: No, no... this one I am not. You are being sarcastic today?

Pig_angel : You are being ego. And if you pick up the phone and first thing is people accusing your user..
you will behave like me too.

Ego Monster: Ok ok.. I won't use that phrase again... i promised

Pig_angel: If you have been sitting next to me and I have a fork, I will punctured your arms.

Ego Monster: (laugh) Well, I hope I don't get your email again.

Pig_angel: I don't want to pick up your call as well. I don't want to talk to you.

Ego Monster: (shocked) Why? But I like to talk to you....

Pig_angel : I hate it, because everytime we end up arguing and you are too ego.

.... call finally ended. Peace has been reached. The next time, he called, no argumentbut talk in peace. Pig_angel embarrased with the sudden change.

to be continued...

Romance with the ITs

Well, I am perfectly aware that I have not been an active blogger...yeah. Busy with work and stuff. Lots of things happen. Things come and go. Work in office was like hell, but then also got the fun side of it. With all the colleagues around, you can make one whole drama out of it.

Let's see - office romance? More like a fling.. and I am the one being the 'fling'. It alls begin with a ticket...

Once upon a time there is this team in Cyber by the name of AS400 team. It consists of 3 'must-get-tears' lead by... ah..Ego Monster. Besides him, there are Simply Sam and Danty Dom. Pig_angel being kind (vomit blood) as she always is, logged in all the IT problems to help pathetic users in the team.

CHAPTER 1: Spit fire introduction.

Pig_angel has been confronted by 3 of them on the same day for different different scenario ... knowing the 'tai chi' that cyber IT is capable of.. Pig_angel can't take it anymore and one shot... shoot all three of them without giving chance to hide (Pig_angel has been typing 3 agree when they only manage to fend with one short reply... hahahaha). Pig_angel turn tigress man! So garang!!!

P/S: the 3 of them must be thinking "ini perempuan memang jialak punya.. susah mau handle....banyak cakap dan garang... "

CHAPTER 2: Simply Sam approach.

Ahem... continue with story... all these 3 persons has been helping Pig_angel to solve IT problem, however, the resolutions given is just not good enough and problem keep occuring. Yes, Pig_angel is demanding and the answers has never satisfied her. Thus, creating all this problem. Well, but Pig_angel is not always being unreasonable.. she can be sweet and kind too ... well, depending on how they behave..... hahahahaa.

So, Simply Sam was 'drawn' (yeah right.. drawn) to the open mindedness and friendliness shown by Pig_angel not to mentioned helpful... (well... actually, Pig_angel is a talkative person, easily get into conversation). Simply Sam asked Pig_angel out!!!! Can you believe it? (Really... believe it). He is so eager to get me out.. asking me to join his outing... when he has not seen me before. Trying to persuade me that we can be friends besides communicating in work..... Asked how Pig_angel look like:

Pig_angel: You will be disappointed when you see me.

Simply Sam: Just how did you look like la?

Pig_ angel: Fat, short and ugly. I have pug face with pox mark...

Simply Sam: (do not believe a sweet girl to be looking like that) That is for me to find out right?

Anyway, Simply Sam is just eager to find a pretty chinese girl that up to his standard.. he got his chance and I think he is disappointed.


to be continued...