Happy things

Yup, something that stirred me into a healthy happy laughs.Hehehehee.... read this:

a) Lay baby???

Well, pig_angel was trying to gather the lot to celebrate a friend's birthday. One of the friend's sms goes like this.
Pig_angel: This saturday, we will celebrate JT's and Tortoise's hubby to be's birthday. We meet at my place at 7.00pm. JT to fetch the Cat.

Cat : I cannot confirm, but I will try to rush back on time. Might be going to visit my friend who just lay baby.

Pig_angel was astounded... and then laugh out loud like maniac. Lay baby??? Like lay eggs??? hahahahaa... gave birth la..... adui.

b) Ever bought yourself a birthday cake?

Tortoise hubby : Have you ever bought yourself a birthday cake on your birthday?

Tortoise looks so embarrased. The story is like this. Tortoise supposed to celebrate birthday with hubby to be on Friday nite. Have promised that she will leave office at 6.00pm. But at 6.15pm...
Tortoise hubby: You are still in office?

Tortoise: I am coming ... coming !

Tortoise's colleague : Woi... cepat balik lor....

Finally, she left at 6.30pm. Ah... reached home and depart for dinner. Reached the dinner place, Tortoise hubby bring out a birthday cake from back seat. Tortoise shocked cause she has forgotten about cake!!

Tortoise: How come you bought a cake? I should be buying.

Tortoise hubby : I am gambling on it. Knew you will forget.

Hahahahahaa.... Tortoise felt so guilty. Shame on you gal!.

Tortoise hubby: Pig_angel, you want a piece of cake as breakfast tomorrow?

Hahahahaha.. bless you guys.