Secret to keep fit

Dinner is here. It is usual for us to have dinner provided when during month end. So, I have inform representatives from various department to come and collect the dinner. Beaver came down... strolling over like gangster. As usual I like to tease him. He also like to make fun of me and my manager. After a few exchange of laughter, he went up. Back up, I IM him....

Beaver: You very bad... sound so loud when say I am fat! Me pai seh...
Pig_angel: Sorry lor.. :-P, you also very loud what...

Beaver: Actually fat is not good for me. Ask you something....how to keep fit?
Pig_angel : Huh?

Beaver: You look slim already... How do you slim down? Can tell me?
Pig_angel: Where got? I think you have not seen me for a long time.

Beaver: No, you have slim down.. honest.
Pig_angel: I think because I wear black today. I look slimmer in dark outfit

Beaver: That one I know but your face also slimmer.
Pig_angel: Still round what?

Beaver: Of course round..if not triangle? (pig_angel was laughing). So how to keep fit?
Pig_angle: Drink water and stop eating. If you still grow fat, then nothing can be done... (hahahaahahahaha....)

Beaver: I am serious la, fat is not good for me.. I have been trying to keep fit. Tell me how??

Pig_angel relay that question to Manager.

Pig_angel: Manager said drink water when get up in the morning
Beaver: I did that

Pig_angel: Drink water before and after meal.
Beaver: Yeah...

Pig_angel: Drink water before and after bath.. (already fighting to hold back tears)
Beaver: Helooooo................!!!!

End of the conversation, Beaver take up the courage to keep to the keep fit plan... hopefully he made it la.... ganbatte!